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Missohmygod
24 November 2009 @ 10:46 pm

Dear Diary,

Ra ra ahhhh

Roman Roman mama

Gaga Ooh lala!


Get our junk and crunk this at the POWERHOUSE with my E54F-reakos! I don’t understand how some girls can do the same old moves at every part of the dance even during the rapping and slow part! Isn’t it weird? To think they still can go up to the podium. Irri-nnoying.

P.s. Thank goodness that alevels hell has ended for all my PL maties cause I can’t wait to catchup with them! Monday prom shopping with Ah seow! Fri Bestie outing with Dali. Tennis training with Chai. Sunday Bday party with Zuzu! ^_^

Signed off,

Rachel.

 
 
Current Location: St James
Current Mood: crazycrazy
Current Music: Lady Gaga Bad Romance
 
 
Missohmygod
29 October 2009 @ 01:26 pm
 Dear Diary,

 

 

 
 

              I’m gonna upload the peekchas from Thailand! ^_^ I had so much fun with B2B gawking at hot trannies! There was a cute nerdy guy working at our hotel lobby. He was so eye-friendly that I’m still upset that I hadn’t taken a peekcha with him yet. He had braces on too!! I was stared down the streets by policemen for an entire day till I went back to the hotel and realized that I had my handcuff shades on! MWA HAHA.


             Tour guide: "Let's watch the thai-girl show!"
Old man: "2 tickets for me and my wife."
When they reached the place, the old man and woman got the front seats. However as the show progresses and the thai girls weren't what the old couple expects. So he raised up his hand and asked the Tour Guide- "how come the TIGERS don't wear clothes?" Apparently the old man didn't wear his specs. HAHA. True story.

Signed off,

Rachel.

 
 
Current Location: School
Current Mood: chipperchipper
Current Music: Mademoiselle K
 
 
Missohmygod
21 October 2009 @ 09:35 pm
 
 
 How are you, kangarooooooo? ^_^ 

This was an unintentional pause as I didn’t want to stop blogging but I was bumblebeebusy that I didn’t even have time to take a breather. Basically there’s so much to update you my old friend. :] Firstly I will start with the iconic event – F1! I’m working as the front officer at Fairmont. Work was pretty kool but of course I’m not gonna bore you with Front Office operations yadayada. Drum roll... I TALKED TO GWEN STEFANIE, BACKSTREETBOYS and BEYONCE dance crew. [see that I bold Beyonce but not her dance crew haha.] Beyonce is DIVA-licious as so I heard from my colleagues and my friend whom worked at MTV. Her dance crew were all BOOTYLICIOUS and BOOBYLICIOUS. They got the whole fo guys worked up. I need to get a dancer body haha. Gwen Stefanie looked like an ordinary mummy while she carried her son. Def no airs around her. Celebrities are human too. :]

My friend was hilarious!

Nick carter walking out of the lift sweaty and hot after his gym.

R: “Good morning!”

Nick: “Morning!”

We walked into the lift thereafter. [I know, you must be curious how come I didn’t ask him for his autograph butt this is part of hotel privacy rule. DAMNIT right after this incident, I found out that my manager took a picture with him.]

R: ”Yknow that was bsb?”

Shiqi[my cutest blurrest sotong]: “REALLY?! No wonder he’s so goodlooking!”

ALAMAK HAHA IT’S BACKSTREET BOYS!!!!!!! Men to be accurate. Because they are not as goodlooking as they should be except Nick. I wouldn’t recognized them for cents if they walk past me in Town.

 

I’m starstruck )

 

 

I’m starstruck )

 

 

I’m starstruck )

 

 

 
 
Current Location: Spinelli
Current Mood: lovedloved
Current Music: 500days of summer soundtrack!
 
 
Missohmygod
01 September 2009 @ 01:51 pm

Dear Diary,

PARTEH LIKE A ROCKSTAR!
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Hiatus to party for one week! ^_^

I will be squashing my face munching watermelons as fast as I could during chalet and setting fire to the bar top at PH.

Life motto: “Hold life by the crap and lick the crap out of it.”

Yeah baybee we are all living in a fucked up world and if we don’t make the best fuck out of it, we should just fuck ourselves and die.

Vulgarities allowed.

Signed off,

Clubbie Junkie.

 
 
Current Location: Chalet
Current Mood: flirtyflirty
 
 
Missohmygod
01 September 2009 @ 12:51 pm

Dear Diary,

I’m walking on sunshine!

Hot Chicks )

Hullo wello give me a wad wad… H-O-L-I-D-A-Y-S!

Butt apparently my holidays is none other like my everyday school life. I have been attending school activities these few days and seeing my classmates EVERY SINGLE DAY. Hitting the sack at 12pm waking up at 7am. Haha it just doesn’t feel like a school holidays to me when I haven’t got a chance to rest and nua at home boohoohoo. ]: To all my clubbie junkies, sorry I’d realized I don’t even have time to club at all. This week packed TTM, the next class chalet and the following I am flying off. When I returned, I have F1 attachment, Mt Sophia fleamarket and British Council. Wait, wait, just wait for it, in the blink of an eye it is back to school again! [for the busybumblebeeme of course.]

By the way, I got en-listed for the scholarship interview! But E was right, having interview is different from getting it. Twist fingers for me please.

F.Y.I. my hunch has never been wrong. People often says things not because they are trying to convince you. They are convincing themselves.  

Signed off,

No Fool.

 
 
Current Location: Sentosa
Current Mood: ecstaticecstatic
Current Music: Weezer- Teenage Dirtbag
 
 
Missohmygod
30 August 2009 @ 12:01 am

Dear Diary,

Happy Birthday to LAOGONG! <3 )

So our troupe went down all the way to his house and surprises him at midnight. We asked his broiee to bring him down, prepped up with our poppers, camera, screams and a big whole heart of friend-love for Bernard. God was he touched because he was pretty sad that no one could turn up for his planned cycling trip that night. Thereafter we cut the Longan Almond cake which I stole all the longan hehe. Splash splash we jumped into the pool. Correction: we got pushed into the pool one by one. And guess who was first?! Haha none other than me damnitttttttttt. Jojo slammed me in the pool like 10+ times yarh okay fine I admit I love it haha. So I kicked his head into the water, pulled his hair and bit his hand. That is what you get for bullying me mwa haha! Then we formed a LADDER! Jojo-base, Bernard-second, ME ON TOP!!!

Wild wild wet. ^_^

When B’s broiee brought him down…

Albert: “Bern let’s go prata house to celebrate your bday.”

Bernard: ”OKAY!”

Walking towards the door…

B: ”What’s that light out there?”

A: “Idk.”

B: “Must be people burning incense for seventh month!”

HAHA so Bern actually cursed his own bday celebration as seventh month- POWER.

Signed off,

Rachel.
 
 
Current Location: Bernard House
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Current Music: The Antlers- Epilogue
 
 
Missohmygod
22 August 2009 @ 08:42 pm

Dear Diary,

We are all in the gutter, but only some of us are looking at the stars.

They looked the way I wished I could: smooth, clear and peaceful like a pond with a pebble un-thrown. Don’t let reality and shit stop you! Start off by playing with your imagination. Dress up yourself. Make believe; make life; make love; make colourful lights. :]

We half perceive; we half create.

Which one comes first?

Signed off,

Rachel.
 
 
Current Location: Jolene's House
Current Mood: calmcalm
 
 
Missohmygod
18 August 2009 @ 11:24 am

Dear Diary,

Our love is anything but faint and un-muted.

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With a fist; with a kick; with a drive; with a hype; with a breath; with a kiss.

Happy Birthday Queenie! )

mynameissam says you can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it says:

i must admit you are a pretty nice person to talk to

Nicest thing she said for all the time I know her. :] And idk why she reminds me of someone special to me. Small thing haha.

Signed off,
Kiss with a Fist!
 
 
Current Location: Last day of sch!
Current Mood: cheerfulcheerful
 
 
Missohmygod
17 August 2009 @ 10:59 pm

Dear readers, I have wrote a short inspired story. :] Please enjoy and leave any comments deem fit.

Seaweed


“Do you have seaweed here?”
The fisherman “No sir there are no seaweed here. Never been grown in this dirty swarm of mine.”
Bang, the man ended his heartbeat.

 

Under the cap of darkness, itsy bitsy crickets sing harmoniously to the queer rhyme. It was as though they were sent by the singing love cupids. Two grape vines twisting towards each other sharing its fruits; two bodies morphing in place to share the same heartbeat; two atoms bonding to form a molecule. Inseparably combined. And even the displacement of time could not tear them apart.

 

Andre held Melissa’s delicate fingers with his coarse hands that were marked by all the rugby games he had played during his sportsman life. Like sand and water, the different surfaces of life has brought them together as distinctive individuals who ended up enrolling in the same team- a team of two. Amidst the abyss where shadow of madness creeps, the lovers remained elusive to shadow-bearers’ quest and allowed the light to aid them to the glistering full moon. The cow jumped over the moon with its diddling feet, shaded the obscure light. But when god recapture light from one source, he gift light to another- in the nest of the lovers’ hands lies two beautifully crafted silver fruits-their wedding rings. Twinkle twinkle.

 

They floated across the white moon with their hearts beating to the tune of the crickets. Through the blanket of trees, leaves, barks, the wild saw the dancing rays of light peeping through. One note samba, the circle of fairylight trundled like Melissa’s fallen rolling pin from her kitchen table top. “Wait here, Dre. I am going into the swarm to find our ring.” Melissa leaped into the gruesome wasteland like a witch throwing a frog into her pot of boiling toxic. The land of the dead received her with warped skeletal hands. Be back, be safe, be you, Andre prayed.

 

Andre suffocated slowly in the staleness of silence. The wasteland remained tranquil- calm and peaceful surface like a pond with a pebble un-thrown. Yet withholding the strong suspicions that evil still loomed beneath it. Time stood still as though god placed a hourglass stuck on the tabletop. He imagined her underground, with the world upside down, how difficult it must be to be the road rolling below the wheels of the car. God don’t send her angels but sent her him. He jumped.

 

He opened his eyes wide trying to see Melissa desperately beyond hell. He fell something caught his hands but he let go. “Andre, I am safe.” He quickly swam back to land and took off home. Dripping wet, he slumped into the seats of his car forgetting about the importance of the seatbelt when his heart is already in collision. Gripping the steering wheel so intensely brought him back to his days on the field whereby he was grabbing the opposing rugger trying to move him from his run, just that this time he cannot move his barrier aside-fear.

 

Returning to the door of his apartment, he made a beeline to the bedroom. Melissa ran towards him hugging him tightly. In a blink of an eye, his wife dispersed into a mist. Andre tried to shake away the figment of his imagination. He grabbed his disappearing wife, desperate to grasp the dust in the Amazon. His hand came back- empty. An empty bed; an empty house; a hole inside in his heart. Pulling the trigger to the gear of the car and to his heart, he accelerated. Doubts of his wife’s existence on this very earth tormented him with scorpions piercing in his head, poisoning him gradually. Death is like a milestone always reminding you to treasure the existence of your loved one. But what if your loved one has passed on?

 

Break of the dawn. The thoughts from yesterday unforgotten. His memories splintered his naked skin. He thought to himself, how could the swarm seem so beautiful at the beginning then morphing into the cursed land now? An old fisher man with dirt stuck in between his grimy yellowish nails was grabbing onto his net naively attempting to catch fishes which are non-existent as with any signs of life.
“Do you have seaweed here?”
The fisherman grumbled beneath the mysterious veil of his “No sir there are no seaweed here. Never been grown in this dirty swarm of mine.”

The fisherman hidden beneath his mysterious veil was the death god in disguise conveying the ungodly massage to him. He felt a deadly ecstasy. Concrete breath and dust filled tears. He saw fear knocking him down, forcing him to his knees. Andre now understood why when one partner passes, after being together for so many years, the other often leaves shortly after. Some cupids kill with arrows some with love. He embraced death with a shattering shot. Peaceful the world lay down before him.

Before him were the very hands that let go of his wife’s hair- the seaweed.
 
 
Current Location: Changi
Current Mood: artisticartistic
 
 
Missohmygod
16 August 2009 @ 11:29 pm

Dear Diary,

The GAGA Fever!

Paparazzi )

Lady gaga was 1hour and 30mins late, but the wait is so worthwhile! Her stage presence was so abso-fucking-lutely GAGA-rish! It was like watching her having sex! Not figuratively. Because she made ORGASM sounds and guess what… the entire fort canning of 10,000 audiences followed suit. Then she came up in bubblewrap! [you can see it through my photos] “Yeah I am just the blonde bitch in a bunch of bubblewrap!” Her way of playing piano is da sex- she squatted on the piano chair with her cute arse popping out that made all the guys feel like tapping that. Then the caressing which she stated- “I betcha you all must be thinking why Lady gaga is disgusting touching herself like that! You damn right I am!” Haha the whole crowd trembled again! WTF is wrong with Singaporeans seriously?!

This is what I call- stand up pornography.

 

Oh yes so if you are reading this now, you sure are LUCKY. Because I am going to tell you how to CRASH CONCERTS! Yippeee that's what my boys did! They stood outside waiting for people to leave then they approached to get the entry pass. Every concert there are bound to be people that are leaving. As for me, I stood there and got approached by someone instead! A caucasian dude gave me a $333 VIP tix for F-R-E-E! Hallaejuah I am doing that for Beyonce concert eoy! By the way I am watching waaaaayyyy too much shows and concerts. Singapore Sing, Lady Gaga, Kumar Stripped, Broadway Beng and Stomp coming up next! :]

“When anyone come and tell you that you are not right, just tell them that Lady Gaga says FUCK OFF!”"People just build you up to tear you down, waiting for me to die in a car crash, but I am here playing for 10,000 people in Singapore." I didn’t really go gaga over her concert but her attitude and her outlook to life. She is so weird, so different and so beautiful in her own pokerface.

I’m inspired.

Po po po poker faceeeee! ^_^

Signed off,

Rachel Going Gaga!

 
 
Current Location: Fort Canning
Current Mood: bitchybitchy